Gwen Thomas

writing

comedy

"Is He Into Me, Or Is He Just Trying to Get Me to Vote for Bernie?" McSweeney's, Oct. 2019.

"You Decide: Advice from My Psychic or My Therapist?" Funny-Ish, Oct. 2019.

"List: It Was Hot Girl Summer, Now It's Early Pregnancy Fall!" Points in Case, Sept. 2019.

"List: Alternative Song Titles for Taylor Swift's "Lover" Album" Points in Case, Aug. 2019.

"They Say Relationships End in Break-Ups or Death, So Let's Get Out Ahead of This Thing" - Funny-Ish, Aug. 2019.

"Modern Day Mysteries for the Scooby Doo Gang" - Weekly Humorist, Jul. 2019.

"Don't Talk to Me About Politics Until I've Had My Coffee" - Little Old Lady Comedy, Jul. 2019.

"6 Types of Girls You’ll Meet in the Emergency Room" - Weekly Humorist, May 2019 

"The Meaning of Life" - Points in Case, May 2019 

"Elizabeth Holmes Proves Women Are Just as Good at Committing Fraud as the Guys" - Points in Case, Apr. 2019 

"Yes, I Kidnapped You, But It's Only Until My True Crime Podcast Takes Off" - Weekly Humorist, Apr. 2019 

"23 and Me Revealed a Painful Genetic Truth: I’m Actually My Parent’s Child" - Points in Case, Mar. 2019

"Jolene, If You’re Gonna Take My Man, There’s a Few Things You Should Know" - Little Old Lady Comedy, Mar. 2019. 

"Democracy Dies in Darkness (Including in the Shadow of Our Paywall)" - Points in Case, Mar. 2019.

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"Twelve Reasons I Can't Get A Nipple Piercing" - Little Old Lady Comedy, Mar. 2019.
 

"Improv Comedy Lessons for Pessimists" - McSweeney's, Feb. 2019.

comedy TV pilots

Check out previews of my pilot samples on Scriptd here.

poetry

"Fractals" - Dreams and Nightmares Magazine, Sept. 2018. (Print)

 

nonfiction

"Dani Faith Leonard on Adult Sex Ed" - Brokelyn.com, Jan. 2019

"You've Got a Friend: An Interview with George P. Gordon" - Brokelyn.com, Oct. 2018
 

Local Theater Reviews in the O.C. Register (assorted) - OCRegister.com, 2010-2013